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November 20, 2006
The only advice you'll ever need
I've already emailed this around a few days ago, but number 4 is still cracking me up....
Saturday Night Live's Amy Poehler gave NY Mag her 8 Simple Rules For Being A
Civilized New Yorker...
1. Be nice to everyone, especially people wearing hospital bracelets.
2. Don't ask white girls if they "left their ass at home."
3. If you have to bring your baby to a movie, make sure he laughs at
appropriate times.
4. Don't eat Cheetos and then sit down at a fancy hotel piano.
5. If you are in Central Park and think you are getting mugged, first check
to see if maybe you're just part of a student film.
6. If you see Oprah at a fancy function, don't grab her wrist and ask for
money. Quietly sneak up behind her and whisper, "You give me that money,
Oprah. You hear me?"
7. When walking on a New York street, try not to spit, litter, bleed, or
take a crap.
8. If you need to do any of these things, try to do it between two parked
cars.
Posted by debbie at November 20, 2006 4:46 PM